- me with friends: 9/10 would bang
- me with family: what's a boy
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
When people you hate talk about your favourite band
Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?
- Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
- Bro 2: why bro?
- Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
- Bro 2: bro..
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again